Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Behind the scenes of Mission Impossible MA Jalil


In this video, you get to see behind the scenes of  Mission Impossible Grameenphone Ad by MA Jalil Ananta.
WATCH THE VIDEO!!!

Ananta Jalil Mission Impossible Ad


Emergency Balance! Ananta Jalil makes mission impossible, possible. His tag line is 'ashombhob ke shombhob korai anantar kaj!' We have seen before how he has made impossible things possible, by  taking out his heart, shooting it and all that... He considers himself the James Bond (007) of Bangladesh. After giving a girl emergency balance, he goes up to the roof and kicks some people off the roof... how is that even related to emergency balance?!!?
Watch the video.   

Friday, December 13, 2013

NEED EMERGENCY BALANCE!!!

MARTIN COOPER was the inventor of mobile phone. After inventing it, he only had two of them. so he kept one and gave the other to his beloved girlfriend. MARTIN talked to her for sooo long that soon his balance was zero...   so he called ANANTA JALIL and asked for emergency balance!!!

THE AMAZING STORY!!!


One day, a spider bites a boy (PETER PARKER) and the spider's DNA affects Peter who becomes THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN!!!
Another day, the same spider bites MA JALIL ANANTA but this time the reaction is quite different. This time, ANANTA's DNA affects the spider who eventually becomes half- spider and half- human (human spider). It can also speak! It speaks horrible English!!

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Ananta Jalil's Eid 2013



Jalil bhai starts his Eid day by going to the Namaz of course. Then he comes back for thee Qurbani. He says in the video, that he sacrifice a lot of cows because he has three or four orphanages. There are 1600 children there so he has to give them some meat from the Qurbani. Also the guards that stay back at his factory during Eid get receives some meat. Then he talks about buying something for his loved one, Barsha. He tells us that in this Eid he has bought a 22000 USD BVLGARI watch for her!! (Dude, so much money, just for a watch! You could have spent that much money on the kids in his orphanage!!!)
Watch the video for all the details!!

Monday, December 9, 2013

Ananta Jalil's Lifestyle!! XD



 In this video you get to see Jalil bhai's lifestyle!!!
Anata starts his day by praying Fazar namaz. Then he sleeps for another hour while Barsha makes his breakfast. After that he goes to the gym to workout (although he doesn’t have any packs). After his so called workout he has his breakfast. His breakfast is: the egg whites of four eggs (boiled), carrots, tomatoes and honey with warm water. Then he goes to his office (where his desk has a mercedez logo on it ?!!?) . He has a makeup room in his office where a guy is always present to make him look BEAUTIFUL.  Then he goes for shooting from his office. When he does all this GLAMAR GAWL Barsha gets ready and starts dancing in the garden. :p
WATCH THE VIDEO!!! ITS AWESOME!!!

Sunday, December 8, 2013

All Movies By Ananta

This is a list of all the movies that Ananta Jalil has done. The last one (Most Welcome  2)  is currently in production. Production has just started recently so the movie will be released quite late, that is in 2014.

MOST WELCOME public reaction

This is the public reaction of the Ananta Jali's second movie 'Most Welcome'. The public's response was that the movie was 'SIMPLY OCHAM' although some said  'IS-TUPID MOVIE'. Some said that they got to see three movies at the price of 1 ticket, the movies were: Dhoom, Wanted and Krish. Others said that the movie was FULL of comedy, there was comedy in the: dance, english, dialogue, song and action.

Most Welcome Trailer

This is the trailer of Most Welcome. We uploaded this video so that you could have an overall idea about how the whole movie is. Ananta has spent a lot for this movie (like all other movies he has made) but still... a movie with an actor who can't speak proper English and looks horrible isn't going to be a good movie. 

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Jalil answers the question 'What is love?'

This video clip is from the movie, 'Nishartho Bhalobasha' where MA Ananta Jalil tell us the real definition of love. He takes out the heart from his chest and... well you can see the rest of it in the video.

MA Jalil teaches us English!! ;)

In this recording (with subtitles), Ananta teaches us the proper way of speaking in English. His English proves that he has definitely bribed his teachers back in MAN-SISTER. In the video he says that he is not a IS-MALL GAI. In the whole video, he is IS-PAAKING in a very funny way. Enjoy the video.....:D

Ananta and Barsha in Pizza Hutt

Ananta and Barsha goes to pizza hut in Dhanmondi. Barsha lashes out at a 16 year old who teases Anonto. Barsha gets really furious for the discrimination of her husband and throws a plate at the teenager.

Anant Jalil (and Borsha) interview in BPL

This is yet another video that shows us how GOOD Ananta is when it comes to speaking English. This February during a BPL match, between Sylhet Royals and Chittagong Kings, Ananta and his wife Borsha came to Channel 9 studio. There they were interviewed by Sheena Chauhan. Enjoy the video with subtitles.

"U pom Gana?" says Ananta Jalil

Before the release of Ananta's first movie, he went to KFC. Some people mocked him saying, "Dekh dekh Bangla cinemar hero. He got really pissed off and went over to them and said," U pom Gana? (You from Ghana?) Where u pom? Gana or Africa? Which country pom ... where ... which ... for ... where you pom Africa? Tell me Gana Kaaniya, where u pom? You think Bangla chobi hero means They are uneducated? What u think ... u pom Gana? Ur Ma pom ... Mother pom Russia? What u think? U r living in Bangladesh, ok? man, u have to respect in Bangladesh! Because u r eating food pom Bangladesh". Then after the release of his movie, he came to Shomoy TV for an interview and.....  u can see what crap he said.

Most Welcome Anata'r Nisharto Valobashai!!!!!

Welcome to the ' Whasssap Ananta Jalil' blog! 

I made this blog for just having some fun about our sensational Jalil bhai!!!!

 I will be posting the latest jokes ad memes on him so stay updated through our blog. This will include the latest pics and vids on him.